Welcome to my vanity URL, purchased due to the surprisingly large number of people named ‘Ryan Kett’ in existance. I am a full time affiliate marketer / webmaster who has been known to moonlight as an SEO. My only passion is developing my portfolio of premium domain names and ranking at #1 for competitive search terms. Sometimes I get bored of pushing the latest Chinese tack and have been known to write about ‘whatever’ on Hubpages.com – a website which has absolutely no editorial standards.

I have absolutely no interest in trying to build a reputation as somebody who can help you make money, I will never be a ‘guru’, and this website may or may not be updated sporadically. There are far too many people making a living on the pretense that they can help you make a living, read some books! Alternatively, go and subscribe to ProBlogger. I invest about ten hours a day, seven days a week, into developing my online real estate and generating affiliate profits, anybody who spends a similar amount of time telling you how to make money either has: a) a completely vested interest in trying to sell you something, or b) didn’t make any money online until they started pretending to know how to make money online. I would love to name and shame but people are far too sue happy.

I like domain names, in fact I love domain names, and I’d like to steal yours. I only buy exact match domains with 800+ exact monthly US searches (as per the Google Keyword Tool), please ensure that you understand what an EMD is before contacting me to push your domains – if you don’t then you will be ignored. Nine out of ten people who have emailed me have been ignored, even fewer have had a domain worth a single cent/penny/rupee to any IM (yet alone the renewal fee).

I’m a 25 26 year old male from a nice part of the generally very grim United Kingdom. Offline I drink copious amounts of coffee, stay up far too late in the name of ‘motivation’, play with my hyperactive pug, nap with my lazy pug, and watch far too much tedious daytime TV. Not as tedious as most 9 to 5 jobs of course. If I wasn’t married I would probably be living a semi-nomadic existence seeking out the cheapest cities in the world, instead I spend twice as much on British cigarettes than I would need to spend renting a plush fully-serviced apartment in Chiang Mai or Phnom Penh.

If I hadn’t managed to fluke a living online whilst trying to make a bit of extra cash for the pension fund (and subsequently learnt how to do it ten times more efficiently) I would probably be working in offline real estate, as per my as-of-yet wasted and pretty expensive Real Estate degree. The truth is that I enjoy web-properties a lot more than I do ‘helping’ young men and women take on a lifetime of debt buying an over-valued home in a country with a massive property bubble.